rupaulsdragracefuckedupdrag:

me for the 6th time today: I don’t have anything to do… oh do I wonder how I’ll spend my time

my meat:

hotboyproblems:

does it scare you that in less than 3 months it’ll be 2014

whyyoustabbedme:

Racist white women after they tell you they have a Black boyfriend 

galaxyslime:

galaxyslime:

breadisticks:

galaxyslime:

swear words are illegal now. if you say one you’ll be fined.

heck

you’re on thin fucking ice

oh no

parks-and-rex:

onewildassnigga:

Please brain

Can i have some serotonin??

My brain:

c-bassmeow:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

reblog if you’ve ever been horrified by your own Customer Service voice

she is so FAKE 

— Jodi Picoult, Handle With Care
(via wordsnquotes)

(Source: wordsnquotes.com)